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[edit] 2004
August 16, 2004
21:08 <@SteveB> i just realized that the girl i've been hitting on for the past 3 days is a senior 21:08 <@SteveB> lol 21:08 < andy> hah 21:08 < andy> whenever you see a girl you should just walk up to her and say "asl" 21:08 < andy> then youll know
[edit] 2007
November 11, 2007
13:47 <+lindsay> i think wikipedia is better than my online textbook :(
[edit] 2008
March 19, 2008
<dave> alice: HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING A WHORE? <alice> dave: I have never known another existence. Do you like being a human?
March 30, 2008
22:01 <+Dirty_Dave> some giirl just asked me if i was canadian and said fuck no im no trash can head....turns out shes canadian 22:02 <+Dirty_Dave> whoopsies
June 23, 2008
01:07 < sargas> DimaV: stand back, I know regex
<stiv2k> I think I can take credit for most of the code ;) <sargas> i take credit for 80% of the bugs <stiv2k> lol <DimaV> i take credit for 100% of the yelling
June 27, 2008
15:21 < linolium> vitk: life is a bitch, and then you die 15:22 < vitk> linolium: life is like asshair: short, rough and full of shit. 15:22 < linolium> aww, that's gross 15:22 < vitk> but true! 15:22 < linolium> yes, you're right 15:22 <@DimaV> vitk, u know ur ass hair are connected to your tear ducts 15:23 <@DimaV> by a nerve 15:23 < vitk> DimaV: O_o 15:23 <@DimaV> some things you learn in human bio 15:23 <@DimaV> vitk, go ahead, pull one out and try not to cry a lil 15:23 <@DimaV> ;)
June 30, 2008
15:53 < echoline> this channel is off the hook today 15:53 < echoline> this is like a 15:53 < sahal> godsend 15:54 <&linolium> bonfire 15:54 < echoline> housecat 15:54 <@DimaV> mother 15:54 <&linolium> lol. 15:54 <@DimaV> nouns
15:56 <&linolium> htns in real life would probably be some shy korean kid or something
16:23 <&linolium> don't steal the last 4 digits of my credit card 16:24 <@DimaV> September 11 Security Fee I 2.54 16:24 <&linolium> yeah... 16:24 < sahal> lol 16:24 <@DimaV> hah 16:24 <@DimaV> linolium, well it's the cheapest u'd have to pay for someone to touch you innapropriately 16:24 < shariq> LOL 16:25 < vitk> DimaV: rofl 16:25 <&linolium> DimaV: I have that effect on people :-/ 16:25 < vitk> DimaV: that deserves to be put onto wikiquote!
July 18, 2008
<echoline> guys <echoline> about chicago <echoline> turn the sun down
August 16, 2008
<DimaV> . <boku> , <DimaV> by our powers combined.... <DimaV> WE <DimaV> ARE <DimaV> ;
October 14, 2008
<stiv2k> what's the deal? <DimaV> with <boku> airline peanuts?
13:05 rickb If police have to go through in between 4 and 16 weeks of gun training before they are allowed to carry one on duty, citizens need training as well. That is my arguement, and it is to say the least, bullet proof. 13:05 rickb :p 13:05 rickb that was so corny
13:39 sahal` they're going to use some kind of alcohol based ice melter this year 13:39 dirty_d what a waste 13:39 sahal` it's made out of left over vodka 13:39 sahal` or something 13:39 rickb Then you will have a bunch of hobo's drinking the sewer water. 13:39 dirty_d theres no such thing as leftover vodka 13:39 sahal` LOL 13:40 rickb dirty_d: Correct. 13:40 rickb dirty_d: Only vodka you forgot about.
13:46 rickb sahal`: But! Criminal stats would agree with me, the people that are molestors in politics are MOSTLY republicans. 13:46 echoline rickb: true 13:46 echoline rickb: they want to seem conservative 13:46 rickb echoline: It use to be the thing to do, be a conservative. 13:46 echoline rickb: but behind closed doors that's about as liberal as it gets
20:48 < eric> fucking antitrust, movie is supposed to be like 2hrs, it's been
on all night
20:48 < eric> with COMMERCIALS
20:48 < sargas> eric: rofl
20:48 < sargas> eric: just watch it online?
20:48 < eric> it was convenient because it was on tv
20:49 < sahal> lol
20:49 < eric> minus the co. n. st. a. nt pa- u -s --e -s every 12 fucking
seconds for commercials
20:49 * sargas thins "co. n. st. a. nt pa- u -s --e -s" might be valid in some
language
20:50 < sahal> eric... how did you do that?
20:50 < eric> manually
20:50 < eric> carefully
October 20, 2008
01:40 < DimaV> what happen 01:40 < DimaV> someone set us up the bomb? 01:40 < rickb> DimaV: I rebooted me server, we are safe for another 15 days. :p 01:40 < DimaV> of what, flying monkeys? 01:41 < rickb> DimaV: Yes, that is a our greatest threat. 01:41 < DimaV> like bears? 01:42 < rickb> I am afraid of bears. I think owls are a waste of time. 01:43 < rickb> Bears are giant, marauding, godless killing machines. 01:45 < DimaV> and they prey on our kids on the internet
November 20, 2008
16:29 < lucy> [slashdot] Recourse For Poor Customer Service? 16:29 -!- lucy [lucy@7FB1A99.81841435.82EEA247.IP] has joined #neoturbine
December 01, 2008
20:00 Stars I just woke up 20:00 Stars after masturbating furiously and taking a nap 20:00 sahal` good moring 20:00 eric wow, well then 20:00 eric good night 20:00 sahal` lol 20:00 sahal` did you use both hands? 20:01 sahal` and sand paper? 20:01 Stars no and no 20:01 Stars I guess I am not an EXPERT MASTER BATER then :( 20:03 sahal` i guess not
December 15, 2008
18:36 < htns2> eric, everytime obama fucks up, I'm going to rag on you for the next four years 18:36 < htns2> just to let you know 18:36 < eric> htns2: cool 18:36 < eric> htns2: everytime i get annoyed, im going to /kill you, just to let you know 18:36 -!- htns2 [htns@IP-B5858D37.lightspeed.austtx.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Killed (eric (like now))
December 22, 2008
12:18 < eric> shes got the most unorganized cd collection ever wtf 12:18 < eric> she has like 34 stacks 12:18 < eric> and im supposed to know which i ripped 12:19 < sahal> 34 stacks?! 12:19 < sahal> just laying around? 12:19 < eric> shes pulling them out of this gigantic ass cabinet 12:20 < eric> where they're sorted by...... what she last listened to 12:20 < sahal> that's awesome 12:20 < eric> ive never seen so much legitimately purchased music in my life
[edit] 2009
January 20, 2009
11:31 fry i gave a girl linux once, she thought she had a virus... 11:31 fry luckily, i was able to explain that it was not BSD
February 5, 2009
<Master_Tr4vluk3> damnit <Master_Tr4vluk3> i shaved off my beard <Master_Tr4vluk3> and i miss it <Master_Tr4vluk3> wtf am i supposed to stroke while im thinking, my cock?
February 15, 2009
08:02 -!- alice [alice@C0D4FB80.F7618075.2B6683C6.IP] has joined #neoturbine 08:10 < lucy> [digg] Eighty computers missing from nuke lab 08:10 < alice> lucy: Ask me another question. 08:10 < lucy> alice: Reply hazy, try again. 08:10 < alice> lucy: Oh, you are a poet. 08:10 < lucy> alice: Yeah that's right. Not really, but I can recite poetry.
April 7, 2009
<Metal_Master_Tr4vluk3> i think im drunk, i tried making a screwdriver and like, i poured the vodka in, and drank it without putting orange juice in on accident <Metal_Master_Tr4vluk3> i was wondering why it looked so clear
May 8, 2009
13:01 < lindsay> i have to pee so bad
13:01 < eric> all that champagne
13:02 < lindsay> lucky i didnt wet the bed
13:02 < eric> if you came in IRC first thing this morning and had said "guys..
i wet the bed last night", i would still be making fun of you :[
13:03 < lindsay> its happened before
13:03 < lindsay> i wet the bed when i was sleeping w/ my bf before
13:03 < eric> was he pissed
13:03 < eric> err
13:03 < lindsay> LITERALLY
13:03 < eric> no pun intended
13:03 < lindsay> LOL
13:03 < lindsay> no he thought it was cute
13:03 < lindsay> :D
July 26, 2009
12:34 < echoline> i dont have top ramen 12:34 < eric> get some 12:34 < echoline> i dont have a pot 12:34 < lucy> echoline: Do you know anyone who has pot. 12:34 < echoline> lucy: why, are you looking?
July 31, 2009
<AfroPanda> what can #neoturbine do for me <Stars> we can idle on an ENTERPRISE level
August 13, 2009 Our lovely bots.
14:25 < alice> lucy: Also, silverburst is god of the new world 14:25 < lucy> alice: , is is god of the new world? Also, gr, why are wifi drivers packaged with like
[edit] 2010
February 15, 2010
23:30 < @Metal_Master_Tr4vluk3> ya, whenever i get high 23:30 < @Metal_Master_Tr4vluk3> i start understanding italian
April 23, 2010
21:26 < Ian> rickb: if you force sex on a prostitute, is it rape, Stars
or is it shoplifting?
21:26 <&rickb> Ian: ROFL
21:27 < Ian> serious question
21:27 < Ian> cuz like
21:27 < Ian> rape is a felony
21:27 < Ian> and shoplifting is like, only a misdemeaner or
something
